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For My Birthday

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

I received several Amazon gift certificates from Nick’s wonderful side of the family. The obvious answer *might* be to purchase 398769476 kindle books. However, I could get something a wee bit more exciting. Who am I kidding, kindle books ARE exciting!!!!

Though really, it’s between these two items:

The (formerly named) Happy Farmer compost system:

I actually put this on our wedding registry because it gets pretty great reviews around the ‘net, is suitable for indoor use, requires no layering or turning and makes compost tea - which is great for an apartment dweller like myself.

Alternatively, I’ve kind of been coveting a sewing machine after seeing this dress post on While Baby Was Sleeping (I’m not having a baby, I just followed her over from Jenna’s blog) and she’s really inspired me to want to sew!

Will this sewing machine be up to the job? I hope so! I’d mostly like to make pillows, dresses and tops. I think I *could* get into quilting, but that is a very big maybe…

So, what say ye? Do you have either of the items? Which would you purchase? Do you have a sewing machine- any recommendations?

Birthday Cards

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Two of my very close and dear friends (dare I say… BEST friends) sent me these ecards from someecards.

Both cards were super dead on and led me to spit out my coffee. My one friend and I *may* have a bit of an inside Lady Gaga joke-and the fact she’s wearing a Union Jack flag dress? even better.

I love birthday week!

*oh, you thought birthday meant DAY? Well, you’re wrong. You get a whole week to celebrate!

Bizarro Comment

Monday, July 26th, 2010

A while back I wrote a post about attempting boeuf bourguignon, and I recently received this comment… Which is a bit confusing, and due to the excessive use of swear words I elected not to approve it. It’s the first non-spammy comment I’ve ever not approved, and I guess I’ll need to think about a comment policy. The only parts that are redacted are the swear words-the capitalization and spelling are all his/hers. I’m not sure what capitalizing only “REAT” emphasizes, but who am I to judge?

julia child was and is the gREATest and you hating on the movie just makes you an ugly f**k who hates people and wh0 hates the generation of love and who hates likeing an actually person. ssoooo go screw yourself and what you think you standfor bc it is nothing but bullshit b***h.  you obviously do not like yourself or anyone so go take a f***ing d**k and pleasure yourself for once… or maybe a vibrator!

p.s
the recipe she made is perfect s learn to f***ing cook you ugly horrid person.  plus learn to cook and not be a f***ing whore!
love ya babes

The funniest part being, that I didn’t insult Julia Child at all-I said I liked her! I just didn’t have 6 hours to make a stew and I was new to cooking beef.

Have you ever received a crazy comment?

Shabby Apple Groupon!

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Uh… yes please! Groupon is offering $40 for $100 at Shabby Apple today. Sure sure, it’s for NOLA, but grab it anyway!

What should I purchase?

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or maybe rendez-vous or perhaps bugle boy, which i have lusted after for 6 months or so? On the other hand, I’ve loved Ingrid for awhile now as well….

I might even try and wait to December and purchase myself a Christmas gift. Partially, because I’m refusing to buy clothes till I lose a bit of weight (typical).

Shower Curtains?

Monday, July 12th, 2010

We currently have this shower curtain -

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Which I like to stare at while I brush my teeth and decide where we should go next. Or I day dream in the shower about my travels. I also try to figure out which country is which from the opposite side.

Turns out you could also get this cute DC metro map curtain:

(source and other ways to washingtonize your home)

or even the London tube system

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subway map curtains are available from Izola. Enjoy!

I participated in a slaughter - part 2

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I’ll just begin this post on the morning of the “taking care of the ducks”. Again, I didn’t know how I’d feel once we started so I skipped breakfast. Turns out, that was a mistake and I definitely should have eaten because “taking care of” 6 ducks is hard work.

The other two friends which I will refer to as “Suburban Farmer” and “Farm Raised Friend” participated as well. Armed with almost too much information from the internet we readied our tools, and tried to make small talk as we calmed our nerves.

I was scared. I was scared I would cry, I was scared for the duck, I was scared of how I would feel during, and after. So, being the scaredy cat I am, I nominated Farm Raised Friend to do the first honors. Farm Raised Friend was raised (obviously) on a farm and had helped her family slaughter pigs before - we thought she should go first.

We didn’t use the traffic cone method that much of the internet uses for chickens because ducks have SO MUCH fat that we simply didn’t think we have a knife sharp enough to do it quickly and painlessly. Which left the hatchet. You can use your imagination for that part.

In case you think that it’s only chickens whose muscles twitch after death - you’re wrong. Apparently, it’s most animals - unless you stun them first which is what is typically done with cows and pigs and larger animals.  I thought that they only twitched for a minute or two - but I was wrong. WRONG. It depended on the duck, but I swear a few of them kept flapping for 5 minutes. But again, that could be my brain’s interpretation of the situation vs reality.

I had a brief moment of wanting to turn around and walk away and forget what I saw with duck #1. But that would be hiding from reality, and I had already made the decision not to. So I just stared at the scene, shaking with a horrified look on my face. Slaughter and meat prep is not clean or easy, it is not pretty and it is very, very real.

I tried to tell myself that they weren’t feeling any pain beyond a few seconds, because if consciousness is from the brain and their brain isn’t receiving any blood, plus their brain isn’t connected to the rest of the body then it can’t be communicating the pain. Right? I was horrified with the first duck, it’s flapping seemed never ending (though, may have only been a minute or two).

Ducks have tons of tiny pin feathers and hair, so in addition to plucking all its feathers you have to go after the hair - with tweezers. So Suburban Farmer, Farm Raised Friend and I all sat around the first duck pluck, pluck, tweezing away. It took ages.

After 2 ducks, we decided on a new course of action. It was also time for me to be involved in more than the plucking. I took duck # 3’s life, as well as ducks #4 and #6.

We decided a better course of action would be to process more than one duck at a time, so we would kill, hang, kill, hang, kill, hang - remove extremities, then pluck, pluck, pluck tweeze. We also removed the insides at the very end and saved the livers for a friend of Farm Raised Friend.

It’s mostly after the plucking that your brain registers what you’re looking at as something found in the supermarket vs something that was playing in its ducky pool a few minutes ago. Honestly, after duck #3 and I were “introduced” it became easier. I began to accept that I was no longer on the outside of this whole thing, I was on the inside - taking a conscious and active role. I think we also began to perfect our techniques so that became easier as well.

It took us from 11am to 3pm to process six ducks. Suburban Farmer is keeping a few ducks for egg laying, and a few others aren’t big enough to go the way of Sunday’s six just yet. Suburban Farmer also has roosters that will need to be “taken care of” later in the summer.

This experience didn’t scare me off, but it did grant me more perspective, as a result Nick and I will be eating more vegetarian meals and I’d also like to investigate cooking with unusual cuts of meat. I don’t want parts of these animals wasted. There are only so many animal deaths a week that I feel comfortable contributing to.

I had dreams about the ducks on Sunday night and I felt exhausted in every way possible on Monday. I don’t regret doing it, and I plan on participating the next time as well. I understand why many farmers space out their slaughters and freeze the animals after. It would be too much to do that every weekend.

*Curious about the types of ducks? We processed two black Swedish ducks, two blue Swedish ducks, one Cayuga and one Peking. The Peking was HUGE compared to the others. HUGE. I can see why it is a popular duck to raise for meat.

US meets UK: The Ladies are Documented

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Next, our super efficient photographer had the ladies come out for photos before the rain returned.

This was a very fun, and happy time for me as a bride. I was surrounded by my friends and family and I was relaxed and having fun. It was typical Maryland August weather, which is hot, humid, and unpredictable.

(The bouquet that I took forever to decide on and the BM bouquets that took me zero time to decide on after seeing Mrs. Dumplings and Powderpuff’s posts)

(My awesome, AWESOME bridesmaids!)

I also grabbed a few shots with my mom… and then she started to cry… so then I started to cry! So we both tried really hard to not cry.

And just hug it out instead

So we shot the ones we needed, and headed back into to put on my veil.

Which needed to be secure. The inner monologue of this part was probably something like “oh yes! It’s almost time to put on my veil…

here we go!

ow…ow..OW…run away, run away!”

Oucha. At least it was secure?

As much fun as these photos were, I couldn’t help but wonder… where was my dad?

(photos by Evan Bishop)

Previously:

US meets UK: I Can’t Believe We Forgot The…

US meets UK: A Spoiler Alert!

US meets UK: Where I Am Late for My Own Wedding

US meets UK: Getting Ready

US meets UK: I Get by With a Little Help From My Friends

    Happy Immigration Day!

    Sunday, July 4th, 2010

    I’m slightly undecided as to whether Nick and I should celebrate today, the 4th of July as his immigration day or January 5th when he received his provisional two year permanent resident card. Since I’m a fan of celebrations, let’s just say both!

    On this day, one year ago today, Nick arrive in the US with his fiance visa with plans to marry me little over a month later. We separated for a month since my time as a visitor on the visa waiver program had drawn to a close (you get 6 months, and then you’re out); and Nick remained to have his visa interview and take care of any loose ends in tying up his life in his home country.

    Sadly, I have no pictures of Nick and I a year ago. I do however, have total fail pics of my best friend and I with sparklers.

    ha. Have a happy fourth of July!

    Winner of BridePOP Giveaway!

    Friday, July 2nd, 2010

    Congratulations to Anna Kim, of Anna Kim Photography! Using the random integer generator to select the number 22, Anna won a BridePOP listing with her tweet!

    Can someone please send me to Hawaii?

    Thank you everyone for entering - as a reminder you can use the code usmeetsuk25 for 25% off your purchase of a listing!

    US meets UK: I Can’t Believe We Forgot The….

    Friday, July 2nd, 2010

    Once I was safely in the air conditioning of the library, with a glass of champagne in my hand I began to relax. Everything would be fine, and if it wasn’t fine – it just didn’t matter.  Avocado assured me that if it did start to rain again, they’d whip all the chairs inside and no one would mind.

    I had the purple shoes I had hunted for so long

    Which as it turns out, were way more comfortable when I wore them to Hamster’s wedding than when I wore them at my own.

    Our wedding rings were clean and shiny (after I ran to the mall earlier that morning to clean them)

    I proceeded to finish the process of becoming a bride.

    (Photo from Jenna Cole)

    The highlights of getting ready in the library were:

    One of my bm’s fake nails popped off into my shoe. If I hadn’t had so many undergarments holding me together – I probably would have peed my spanx.

    The lace in my dress snagged, and I held my finger on the spot, while my prepared sister grabbed clear nail polish. Maybe this doesn’t sound funny when I type it out, but after the nail in the shoe incident, it was beyond funny to have one shoe on, holding a specific spot on my dress as through my life depended on it.

    And the kicker for funniest moment?
    When our officient came to the room and asked if I had the marriage certificate.

    The exchange went like this:
    (knock, knock)
    Laura (officient): Hi Ms. D, do you have the marriage certificate?
    Me: No, Mr.D has it in his backpack?
    Laura: Oh, hmm, he says he thought you had it… let me go check with him again.
    (knock, knock)
    Laura: So, I want you to know that this isn’t a big deal, and we can just sign it later if it isn’t here, but.. are you sure you don’t have it? Mr.D is very worried you’ll be upset at him for forgetting it….
    Me: hahahahahaah, I can see why he’d think that, but seriously, it isn’t a big deal and I really don’t care.
    WE FORGOT THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. You, know, the whole LEGAL part of the ceremony. Oops. #weddingFAIL
    So I continued relaxing, primping and laughing with my girls– what else could I do?

    (Photos, unless otherwise marked are from Evan Bishop)

    Previously:

    US meets UK: A Spoiler Alert!

    US meets UK: Where I Am Late for My Own Wedding

    US meets UK: Getting Ready

    US meets UK: I Get by With a Little Help From My Friends